DONALD TRUMP (AT AGE SIX) MEETS HIS NEW TUTOR.
Tutor: DO YOU PREFER I CALL YOU DONALD OR DON?
D - DONALD J. TRUMP, OF COURSE.
T - HM. LET'S SEE, YOUR RECORDS SHOW THAT YOU FAILED TO GO TO SUNDAY SCHOOL.
D - IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION? EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T
GO TO SCHOOL ON SATURDAY OR SUNDAY! WHEW, YOU DUMMY!
T - THEN YOU MISSED MOST OF THE PARABLES?
D - PARABLES? WHAT ARE THEY?
T – STORIES JESUS TAUGHT, LIKE THE VINEYARD WORKERS AND THE RICH YOUNG RULER,
D - TELL ME ABOUT THE RICH GUY,
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I HOPE YOU WILL TELL ME IF I SHOULD CONTINUE TRYING HUMOR. SOMETIMES IT PROVIDES MORE SOLICE THAN CRYING,
Typed this way because my mike needs repair and arthritis makes typing difficult.
I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW TO UNLOAD WITH ANOTHER RANT.
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